Pirates of the Harribean PDF Print E-mail
Written by Syzygy Mandaea   
Wednesday, 09 May 2007

First of all, I would like to explain that this piece is about piracy, and computers. It did not come down to me with a title, so in the spirit of copyright infringement I asked for this one.

Harribu- (Swa. to spoil, wreck, damage, etc.)

Harribu-(Sheng. to relish,take pleasure in, even despoil) syn. ji-enjoy

Now, I am writing this to you on Word, Microsoft Word. If I was in my room, I would have used Open Office writer which I could have downloaded for free, but I had to make a point, so Word it is.

Behemoths and dominants are widely hated, often justifiably so. They regularly mess with our privacy and play with our money. New versions and updates, and exorbitant prices for the same old crashing products and marginal improvements. It is for this reason that Microsoft, the world's largest technology and Software Company is also one of the most reviled persons on the planet. Even all of Bill Gates's do-gooding, the colossal sums he donates to charity and his wife's trips to Kibera, has not served to improve Microsoft's stock in the eyes of many people around the world.

google.png Meanwhile, other technology giants including Google (GOOG), who run most of your blogs, own your YouTube and scan your Gmail ( hence all of those adverts directing you to Kikois, phonecards and Swahili jewellery) escape censure perhaps because they are new, or because they have a company motto, the one, no doubt emblazoned on every Google heart that reads, ‘Don't be evil'. A company which after plenty of haggling with pro-privacy, anti-hacking activists decided that they would delete your information from their files after two years. You should be pleased, plan A was to keep it for eternity.

Back to Microsoft . This week just gone, many of these Microsoft haters found themselves with even less reason to love the company. A headmaster was found guilty in a Russian court and sentenced to a fine of $194 (Microsoft Office Professional retails for £459 and £369.99 for using illegally obtained software. The computers at his school were found to be running on Windows bandia, exactly the sort of thing you would get in my hands as I type this out. Now, unlike the Russian headmaster Alexander Ponosov (the only way I can conceptualise Russia in my mind is visions of Dr. Zhivago or the Government Inspector), I am not on a wholly bandia system but I do enjoy a whole host of illegal services online as I guess do most people.

For my movies and TV shows, I regularly visit alluc.org ( a library of links) which then directs me to veoh.com (great interface and very fast loading, now with player that downloads), dailymotion or the DivX website (very fast loading and even with a desktop dimmer!!) or sometimes even plain old YouTube, from which sites I have enjoyed several movies, some even before they premiered. Viacom who publish many of these movies, expending great treasure in their creation, are trying to make an example of YouTube but you get the feeling it is impossible to referee the internet and ultimately technology will rule for the little man. There was a time when only the world of the nerd knew about bit torrents but now even my extremely ignorant e-lover is an expert at torrents and file sharing services. She also knows everything about codecs, converters and peers.

So it was perhaps that the Russian headmaster, thinking this culture of software and content piracy was so pervasive as to have become legal, decided to appeal an earlier court decision that threw out the charges against him. He wanted he said to be exonerated, for he had not he said the slightest clue that the copies of Windows on his computers were illegal. The second judge unlike the first one, was not so generous and even as Redmond protested its non-involvement it asked the poor headmaster to pay up the 5,000 roubles.

Be warned, it could be you. For my safety, I only use pirated software in other people's rooms.

The writer is currently watching the latest episode of Desperate Housewives (21) while Heroes (episode 22) buffers in another window. His girlfriend does not know about his e-lover, but she knows her torrents.





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written by Nekessa , May 10, 2007
Nice touch!

NBC shows Heroes for free on its website smilies/smiley.gif

How much does Bill Gates the greatest philanthropist (sic) pay for titanium from the Congo? According to him and the other Bill-- Clinton, Laurent Kabila is one of the new age African leaders who will lead Africa to new economic heights.tsk tsk
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written by a guest , May 10, 2007
There's software worth $3000 on this computer. I have paid nothing for it, and I am enjoying it very much thank you.
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you been lucky then
written by Artur mapikipiki , May 10, 2007
Thanks comrade Syzygy,

I was careless once and when this update came along and I clicked it. Life has never been the same.

you have been warned
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supporting piracy?
written by kendirangu , May 10, 2007
Microsoft really cant be bothered by the small time pirates. But in the long run as law enforcement improves globally, the long arm of the law will catch up with all pirates.
To be honest, I am anti piracy and pro opensource. If you cant pay for the damned software, find an opensource alternative. Open source software is now mature enough to be used for everyday applications.

As for pirating music and video, I think it's a pretty shortlived trick. The progress made in DRM will mean that you either watch it over my shoulder or you buy one from a junkie who sneaks in to the movies with a camera.
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