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"Il Principe" - Kenyan edition |
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Written by Ombuya E. Okongo
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Thursday, 08 February 2007 |
Agwambo's Guide: Five Traits of Highly Successful Tribal Lords.
1. Change alliances more often than you change underwear.
Break up with whoever doesn't let you take charge, find another
too dumb to see your shortcomings, especially problems with your ego.
2. Keep reminding your tribesmen that you are a product of the most prominent
man ever born to them.
3. Tell your tribesmen that if you've read it, they need not read it. Remember,
you don't have to read it. They trust you.
4. Every time someone threatens your grip on tribal power, remind him that you have
some dirt on his last election. Don't worry. People won't see that as a hint
that you've been involved in things of questionable morality. They love you.
5. If a day goes without your name in the media, call a press conference and say
that you have some inside dossier of a plot to assassinate you and members of
whatever party you're with today. Don't worry. The press won't ask you how you
know this. Your rants sell papers and the media don't care if they get it wrong.
Now go out there and make me proud.
Tinga Tinga
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Ombuya E. Okongo |
| About the author: |
| Edwin is a widely published Kenyan journalist, humorist, memoirist and satirist in the United States.
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Last Updated ( Friday, 02 March 2007 )
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Much as we are commenting on Okongo's piece I would want to hear more on this line of thought of the 'selfless' Odinga.