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Written by Rodgers Akombe   
Monday, 05 February 2007

Welcome to the Mosaisi Time Travel MachineTM . Our first stop is Saturday, Nov 17 2002. Since you are now in that day, your brain has no memory of happened between that date and today.

On that day, Kibaki's presidential campaign is heated. The masses are singing, "yote yawezekana na Kibaki !"

You are now in Ngong attending a Narc rally being addressed by Mwai Kibaki, George Saitoti and Raila Odinga among many other Narc luminaries. Now Raila has taken the microphone. The air is rent with Tinga chants.

"Kitendawili?" Raila screams out.

"Tega!" the masses answer him.

"Nauza hewa Napata pesa?" Raila throws his riddle.

The crowd has no answer so Raila asks for mji- a city. He then solves the riddle by yelling out, "Goldenberg!"

Raila tears into Moi and Musalia Mudavadi and accusing them of plotting and executing the Goldenberg. He is saying: "Musalia and Moi know the whole truth about Goldenberg and they should come out clean."

"Mudavadi was the Finance minister in 1993. He first paid out the Sh5.8 billion in export compensation and then the Sh13.5 billion. I know what I am talking about. I stand for the truth and the VP (Mudavadi) and the President (Moi) should come out and prove me wrong," He adds

 I bet he is ready take the bible and swear that Moi and Musalia are responsible for the Goldenberg.

Here comes Professor George Saitoti weeping like a child as he remembers how Baba na Mama wa Taifa Mtukufu Rais Mzee Baba Moi used him to do evil deeds.
"Anybody who wanted to serve the nation was not given a chance to do so. A trap was always laid out for you and all the dirt and blame was heaped on you," says the Prof Saitoti.

"Unachezewa kiswahili, unatemewa mate, unawekewa mtego," Saitoti adds. He ends by promising to spill all the Goldenberg beans.



 

Photos from the Profesa Kimya Play at Kisirani 1

 

Now I want you to speed forward and stop once you get to Saturday, November 26, 2006. You are in Eldoret attending yet another rally addressed by Raila Odinga among others. As usual Raila -and not the other attendees- is going to be the next day newspapers' headlines.

"Kitendawili?" Raila is asking.

"Tega!" the crowd answers back.

"Panya alinaswa kwa mtego nikamuokoa!" Raila asks the crowd.

Once again the crowd has no answer ... mji ... and the answer is ... Moi!

In the usual Railaistic ‘overjustifications' and boastful take on his actions, Raila captivates the crowd detailing his political gains and favors.

"Moi should be grateful. I organised his first meeting with Kibaki at State House. He should thank me by not attacking ODM unfairly," Raila says.

"I came to Moi's aid when the Government wanted to take away his houses and sue him over Goldenberg during my days as the Minister for Roads," Raila adds.

As usual the crowd applauds. A great leader has spoken! The great leader did not boast of obstructing justice -to save Moi- once. That is why I want you to make your last trip to a more recent date. This time it is a Saturday of Feb 4th 2007.

On this date you are not in a political rally. You are in a house of God that we call church. You are in this church to witness Raila swear that he overheard Kibaki promise to run for one term before handing the reigns of Kenya to the late Kijana Wamalwa. Hata Mama Rainbow alikuwa when the promise was made.

After swearing in the name of the Almighty Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost; Raila went on to tell the congregation that he saved Moi's behind -not once but thrice- so Moi owes him one.

In reference to the Kanu-NDP merger, Raila says: "Moi detained me for over eight years. But when his leadership almost sank, I joined him with my National Development Party (NDP) team and enabled him to complete his wavering final term in office."

His braggadocio doesn't stop there. He collects credit for defending Moi in a cabinet meeting where it had been decided that Moi should face prosecution over his role in Goldenberg and that he should be ejected for public owned -official residence of the VP- Kabarnet Gardens.

"I was censured at the Cabinet meeting for fiercely defending (note that he fiercely defended) Moi but as then Minister for Public Works, I said Moi still deserved to retain his Kabarnet Gardens home," Raila says.

And the congregation answers, "Amen!"

Did you realize what Raila just did? No?  Civilized people will say he used his office to obstruct justice. In Kenya it will be just another entertaining piece from a pet politician.

At the time Raila tells us he protected 'Moi's house' from the evil Mt. Kenya Government (because that is how he wants us to see it,) he was the Minister for Housing, Roads and Public works and Housing. The Kibaki administration had just taken oath of office. On their plate was an orgy of land grabs that had to be brought to a halt. A Ministerial Committee on Public Properties was formed repossess grabbed public property. It was recommended that Moi, Michuki, Biwott among others surrender government property that was allocated to them. Key to implementation of this report was Raila Odinga in his capacity of Minister for Housing, Roads and Public works. Now we know that Raila used his office to feed the Nyayo Holy Cow with fodder. Today, the time has come for Raila to milk political capital out of his Holy Cow. Like any good farmer, he is reminding his Holy Cow where the fodder came from!

As they say, "what is good for the goose is good for the gander." Since Baba Moi retained his stolen property, Michuki, Biwott et al retained their too. That epitomises what we call the war on corruption.

Now that you have taken that long trip and learned a lot (I believe), I want you to answer one simple question: On whose side is Raila playing?

My answer will be on his own side. This man who champions himself as a public watchdog is turning out to be the biggest cry baby. Or is it cry puppy? He is now spending too much of his energy detailing how he scratched the backs of Baba Moi and Mzee Kibaki and how they have refused to scratch his back in return. He even has a bible handy to swear by it.

By now you should have noticed the pattern. When sanitizing Saitoti, Raila was in Ngong trying to appeal to the Maasai. When he made his first proclamation of obstructing justice in favor of Moi, Raila was in Eldoret. He was trying to appeal to the Kalenjin. The second pronouncement on protecting Moi was made in Kericho. Same thing! He was trying to appeal to the Kalenjin.

For how long will these sungura games go on before Raila finds himself painted into a corner? Even in the good old fables, Apwuyo the hare runs of lies and tricks. You cannot eat your cake - sanitizing corrupt tribal chiefs- and still expect to have it -retain public trust as a watchdog. One thing has to give! The average Chepkoech was hurt due Moi and his sons milking KCC, CBK -through Goldenberg, etc. Should Chepkoech celebrate Raila as a hero for his role in bargaining for Moi and his cabal's freedom? Should Atieno and Moraa who were nailed on the cross due to Baba Moi's 24 year misrule and outright looting welcome Raila's statements with joy?

The wolves have become too bold to wear its sheep skin as a disguise. They have shed the sheep skin exposing their pelt. We are drunk with euphoria till we cannot see the wolves for what they are! We still expect them to lock up the corrupt and recover our money. In our dreams I say!

 





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Fantastic Analysis
written by pndiangui , February 06, 2007
Raila Odinga's clever hypocricy and political corruption has hit fever pitch.
Another analysis of this hypocricy is out at Kenya imagine.
Always talking himself out of behaviours he behaves himself into I think he has seen the possibilities of having his cake and eating it due to the ignorance of the Kenyan Wanjiku
Infact its not only Raila hit by this bug but almost every Kenyan politican but I must admit the level at which Raila plays it is both potent and with intellect. That is why he's a dangerous candidate for the presidential post, but as long as ODM sticks together it is unfortunate but we have to contend with Raila presidency full of this back-scratching hypocricy from January 2008.
We will then baptize it the 3rd revolution. Wonder how many revolutions we have to go through.
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written by Stephen Wanyama , February 06, 2007
When reading this article, my mind was filled with many questions, including.

Is it legal to hunt wolves? Can the pelt this gained be used as ceremonial head-dress? How do I register a protest vote when the two leading candidates are such sorry losers? Do I want to be Kenyan? God what did I do to you so you landed me in this godforsaken country? Could I not have been comfortably born in say, Madabascar, as a lemur perhaps?

Finally, why do we as Kenyans put up with such poor leadership? Self-hate?
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blame Kenyans
written by Dave Nyambati , February 06, 2007
Raila has long been a political opportunist - but the same can be said for Kibaki or any number of Kenyan leaders. Defections have become common practice with those who are not in power choosing to collude against whoever is in office, and those in power turning against those who got them there... principles being compromised for power. Double crosses, triple crosses and scapegoating don't even surprise wanainchi anymore.

Unfortunately this practice is deeply entrenched in the Kenyan Political Psyche going back as early as the founding of our nation under Kenyatta, perfected by Moi and carried on by the present leaders.

Why should wanainchi settle for these juvenile tricks? We need new leaders but before that we need an educated electorate that votes on actual issues. If we keep voting in the same people who are deceiving and stealing from us then we deserve what we get.
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re: blame Kenyans
written by pndiangui , February 06, 2007
If we keep voting in the same people who are deceiving and stealing from us then we deserve what we get.

We do deserve it for sure.
Infact the annoying thing is that even those who might be literally 'educated' are stripped down 'naked' into their tribal reasoning everytime they get to the ballot boxes and they cant escape the thought of 'one of our own' or 'our time to 'eat' ' scenarios sold to them by their tribal chieftains.
With this I have in mind blind followers of Kibaki, Raila or Mudavadi who will not consider any past histories during their voting exercise for the sole reason of their 'naked' self tribal lenses of looking at them.
Many might attempt to be objective but mostly selectively.
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shoot me!
written by athush , February 06, 2007
so far, kibaki is the best man kenya has to offer.....
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re: shoot me!
written by emmo opoti , February 06, 2007
so far, Kibaki is the best man kenya has to offer.....

Unsinn!This is an insult to our mothers that I insist you take back.

On Raila,
The task of demonising Kalonzo having been achieved, even if the Steadman polls have not been nudged too much in his favour, Raila has now decided to back the delegates system. His pals at the newspapers have contrived to hide this ignominous about-turn away from the headlines- preferring instead false-flags about UNEP relocation.

Here is the story as told in the Nation


"I don't support consensus as the priority? it undermines democracy. I am for the nomination by the people."

There's no bigger way to flip-floppin anywhere. All hail the next President, a man of unique insight and resolve.
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re: re: shoot me!
written by a guest , February 06, 2007
so far, Kibaki is the best man kenya has to offer.....

Unsinn!This is an insult to our mothers that I insist you take back.


I'll rephrase my comment: Kibaki is the best man Kenya has to offer when it comes to presidency......Kenya will be lost without him....
now shoot me.....!

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Rabble Rouser
written by Kamau , February 06, 2007
So who are the alternatives who have thrown their hats in the game?
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Eating the cake Again
written by pndiangui , February 07, 2007
Raila was at it again yesterday in Kuria after being put on spot over the impassible roads in the area
The man claimed the kibaki administration held up funds meant for roads in this area when he was the minister for Roads.
"The Treasury was slow to release funds to the roads ministry, especially funds meant for Nyanza. This is why most of our roads are in this state,"
"I know you are suffering a lot but bear with me for 10 months only and you will realise change," he said.
Well as Akombe put it , its the absolute 'having the cake and eating it'.
Fails to provide leadership in roads projects yet he wont admit responsibility or else give some genuine reasons without politicising in a populism manner issues to fit his political convinience.
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uninspired
written by Doris Sadera , February 07, 2007
I have yet to find a presidential aspirant who inspires me and makes me proud to be Kenyan.
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Change of focus
written by Newafroguy , February 07, 2007
With all due respect to all contributers, I think we are still falling into the trap of concentrating on personalities. What we need are self sustaining socio-political structures that have built-in checks and balances. This was why many of us see the need for a new constitution that actively empowers the electorate, parliament, the civil service and the judiciary while making the president and his appointees accountable.

Why can't we for a change debate about ideas, not personas, and then push for them? Just my humble view.
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written by emmo opoti , February 07, 2007
Actually, that is what the most of the articles here are about, not people but issues.

Read a little more.
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Eating the cake Again
written by Phil23 , February 07, 2007
What???, missed that!!!!...was this not the same guy a while ago who was returning tons of unused roads earmarked cash to the treasury....I am still dumb founded by how a rational Kenyan can buy into what this gaffer is selling....
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Yes.. Issues, not people.
written by Marangu , February 07, 2007
Have to agree with Afroguy, It is the issues we have never learnt to tackle, so our systems and institutions are foulty because our lasting investment has been in personalities and leaders. We need to demystify leaders including the Presidency and redirect our efforts to building a system and institution that will dictate how the incumbents behave at all levels up to the Presidency.
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written by Newafroguy , February 07, 2007
I hear you emmo. I was just specifically refering to the on going thing about Raila, Kibaki, Kalonzo etc and who ate when, betrayed who, promised what etc kind of thing. I feel that our current political structures will always encourage bad governance, especially given the low level of civic education among the rural electorate. So to me, it is immaterial which one of them gets to statehouse. We may get a few token changes then it's back to business as usual. Refer to the early years of the Moi administration and you'll see that Kibaki's isn't any different now.
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written by Tim Norwood , February 07, 2007
You guys are really doing well!! Much better articles and new members all the time, and more responses too!!

To realise just how corrupt all of Kenyan politics is, one need look no further than the fact that not a single one of them- not even the pretend socialists- have said anything about the unending transfer of public wealth into the exclusive hands of the few.

A transfer of truly criminal proportions, like Goldenburg, just wider in its reach, and a symbol that in Kenya, democracy is a dream.
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On leaders & systems
written by pndiangui , February 07, 2007
Marangu & Afroguy

Lets not forget who leads people in building those institutions and systems.
Let us also not forget that Kenya has had clear laws since the colonial master left but we have seen leadership that has come forward to manipulate it to serve their own parochial intrest.
What am I getting into? systems dont exist in vacuums vis a vis leadership. Only 'traditional management' might be that static to have success depend only on the laid down day to day systems. Those systems might be able to present a road map of day to day activities but a long-term sense of direction, call it a vision will always come from leadership that inspires trust. We have seen Enron, Worlcom and water-gate happen in a United States with high Checks and balances. I agree systems are important but am not sure CHARACTER is even lesser in importance than the system. The enforcement of the rule of law depends so much on the character of the leader that shapes his behaviour and those of the people he leads.
Management and its systems just establish what I might call 'performance agreements' which a dishonest and hypocritical leader with behaviours such as of kibaki or Raila will throw out of the window anytime.
So it is valid and important to discuss character of our leaders which is observable from the way they behave! Behaviour being part of what they SAY versus what they DO. If these cant MATCH , then how do we trust when they swear to defend the constitution (which has itself the embedded systems you are talking about) that they are going to keep their word?
Thats the true test of character.
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Leaders and systems cont\'d
written by newafroguy , February 08, 2007
pndiangui,

I think we as enlightened Kenyans can agitate for meaningful changes that have a real impact on governance irrespective of the incumbent president. For instance, a system that requires parliament to vet and accept or reject presidential appointees will likely result in more deserving Ministers, Permanent secretaries etc rather than the usual political sycophants being rewarded. Notice that the cases with Enron etc were thoroughly investigated and justice delivered. Meanwhile our goldenbergs etc are still unresolved, no presecutions and the implicated leaders are still LEGALLY being offered public offices. That is where structures come in. Something that lives beyond the individual or mere hopes of goodwill. I also happen to believe that a rigorous political system will discourage leaders of questionable character and give us a better pool of potential leaders.
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written by newafroguy , February 08, 2007
ndiangui,

I forgot to note in my comment above, that i think you are absolutely right. Systems do not exist in a vaccum and require someone to champion them. However, are we looking at and/or challenging our current crop of leadership on these kinds of issues. I somehow fail to see this brand of agitation.
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written by mosaisi , February 08, 2007
We all know what kind of Kenya we want. The problem is in leadership. That is where pernonality comes in. I believe that Kenyans have a right to hold their leaders accountable. This is exactly what we are doing.

Some people have written to me in private urging me to Ngo Srow on ODM since that is the 'only' avenue we have for a free Kenya. I call this nonsense.

That we should create Holy Cows should never be an option. In 2002, the same was said of Narc. It was dogmatic to point out that Narc was full of thieves who are using it as a vehicle to gain the rights to eat. Today, those who consistently pointed out Narcs inherent weaknesses have been vindicated.

Before we create the institutions, we need committed leaders. Such will not be found in the crop of so-called leaders that are in Narc-Kenya or ODM. As I have said over and over the Mutula Kilonzo of Nyayo era has not changed because he is in ODM.

I believe that Kenya's only hope is in changing at the grassroots. That means electing MPs not because they are 'luminaries' or are supporting 'luminaries' but because they have qualities that point to good leadership.

A free parliament that will create progressive institutions will be created by MPs who believe in Kenya.

No MP owns a permanent seat in Bunge. The people of Narok can do better than Ntimama.
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Spot-On Mosaisi
written by pndiangui , February 09, 2007
That the leaders we seek to be able to build those institutions will do so without a blemish of future personal gain but to the intrest of Kenyans at heart.
Now , is that a chicken and egg issue? Of what comes first? Sytems will not be created in a vacuum. Rather than compartmentalizing of what comes first I see it as parallel continuum , where evolving of good leaders who inspire Trust , mean well for Kenyans , are selfless in their pursuit for a better kenya and are humble and honest will flow in tandem with the establishement of the day to day management systems. And management systems of a country have the constitution as the Stem from which the fruits and leaves of good governenance even at the grassroots grow, but at the major root is the leadership and the people that directs the creation of that constituion and subsequent systems.
We cannot have thugs directing us on how to better governance and any attempt to do so , is itself an act of PR that in itself fundamentally lacks in correct principles and substance.
At the core of establishing the systems is people who resonate well and are in complete harmony with the correct principles, the laws of nature that pervades all humanity to do well. That is why any effort to reform Kenya through leveraging on tainted individuals/leaders will always backfire.
For example when they see a constitution , they'll look at from a lense of how they will benefit most either through populism or through influencing its 'editing'.
And if this stem is from where every other system that directs day to day management of our country emenates from it will come out fundamentally flawed or skewed towards bad governance.
So the character of those who create the systems are at the heart of the future success of those systems.
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