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Written by Amir Ibrahim   
Friday, 20 July 2007

My heart is broken; I have never known such pain in my entire life. It is a sad day; earlier this morning, I handed in my papers, for consideration as a Presidential Candidate. It has been a while since we last met. I am The Artist, formerly known as Paul Pattni, post-epiphany. I am still undergoing my rehabilitation, both as regards my health and as regards my social standing. It is not everyday that ones comes out of a confrontation with Phillip K. Murgor in one piece. Look at me, I am that man, like I said before, I will be back.

When I took over KENDA- the Kenya National Democratic Alliance, it was a moribund party, only remembered by those who stayed up late to watch the 1992 election results, with the late Mukaru Ng'ang'a at the bottom of every page, finishing with a grand total of 8,500 votes. He was a good man, a man for the poor, so was Koigi Wamwere who briefly sojourned with KENDA in the 1997 election. It is this tradition of the politics of the poor that attracted me to this party, and I have resolved to do all I can with my wealth and wigour to lift up Kenya's poor.

But today is a sad day; the saddest day in my life. I sat there as my application was rejected. I cried for the first time in many years, not since my conversion have I been so emotional. Reality sets in; they are trying to talk to me now. Trying to explain that all they want is a process that ensures my papers are in order. I overhear some of the MPs claiming that I would not win too many votes out of Nairobi, or out of Parklands; and then suddenly they change their minds. I think I know what it is, they want that million shillings for the Secretariat. A million shillings to finance the two people's salaries for the next six months maybe. There's seven of us, so that will be seven million. I am a business man, and it makes no sense. But I am not one to argue, not today so I write the cheque, Wanjiku will understand. To fight the forces of evil, one must join up with them, fight them from within.

courage under fire

It is hard operating in these confines. My skin itches with the changes. I got used to buying everything I wanted. If I met anyone in my way, I would buy him, or else buy someone who could take care of the problem, but I am a changed man now. I will not bend, nor falter. I do not think I have anything to be ashamed of for being Asian. I am not even a Hindu anymore. They say it will be hard to sell me in their constituencies because I am uncircumcised, but I know that that is only an excuse. As the man I am named for would say, the only cut that matters is the cut in the heart, and when I bleed I am Kenya damu.

I have taught my children that we are all Kenyan; that color and race do not matter. I have taught them to respect the people of all faiths, and to work for the progress of all Kenyans. We have never discriminated in our assistance to the poor, we have given just as freely and with joy to anyone who has come to the numerous charity events we have sponsored and organized. As the records will show, even when I ran into my billions, I gave freely, including to such worthy causes as the National Committee of the Red Cross. I have suffered greatly for this country. The courts have hounded me for the past 15 years, even after they were unable to find anything against my good name. Frail and sick, I was chained to my hospital bed and housed in a dangerous prison with Kenya's worst criminals. All through that my faith in the Kenyan people has been steadfast, and it is to them that I now appeal. Let us move forward as one, neglecting the advice and the backward ways of the Council of Elders.

I stand before you asking for your vote, accused of being a foreigner, but every bit united in spirit with you.


Amir Ibrahim
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written by emmo opoti , July 21, 2007
Nice one. I can see all the intended parallels, and also that there is little that seperates Pattni as reviled as he is, from the two most likely Presidential Candidates at the next election.

Oh, and the circumcision and ethnic business? Well, I am not sure how far you sought to dismiss them, but they are factors. Not in Pattni, or Raila's cases, but they would count in some quarters of what some writers call, 'Our Great Country'.

Any chance of an elucidation on your circumcision of the heart?
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written by Jayawardene , July 22, 2007
I will admit that my eyes were moist after reading that script. Amir belongs to the theatre more honourable than politics. The world of fantasy and fiction.

We had Asian politicians and activists long before Pattni and there will be many more when he's gone. Fact is his problem is what he represents and not his background that goes against him. Bringing up his anatomical make-up downstairs was a foolish move which I am sure he now regrets.... I also find it a kick in the teeth when he claims that he was never discriminating to who he assisted with his charity money....

There is no room for any more clowns in our presidency.....
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written by Stephen Wanyama , July 24, 2007
We had Asian politicians and activists long before Pattni and there will be many more when he's gone. Fact is his problem is what he represents and not his background that goes against him. Bringing up his anatomical make-up downstairs was a foolish move which I am sure he now regrets.... I also find it a kick in the teeth when he claims that he was never discriminating to who he assisted with his charity money....

There is no room for any more clowns in our presidency.....


Correct me if I am wrong, was this not the whole point from Amir? The article it seems was directed not at Kamlesh Pattni but at another Presidential aspirant. Oh, Jaya's doing a double double. Those always get me!
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