My bank robbery PDF Print E-mail
Written by violet nishimisi   
Friday, 18 May 2007

It is raining now, cats and dogs, very heavily in Westlands. I am at my desk, in my office, a paper supply company. Like in The Office, except this is so so boring.

I have many things to think about, like why I went to university at all, or why I read so much, just so I can manage a paper supply company. Pins and clips, and staples, photocopy paper. We have branched into calculators now, and shredders. Many people are buying shredders, I wonder why.

It is not boring anymore. Even above the sound of the rain, I can hear the loud thud, thud, thud of my heartbeat. I am watching a bank robbery. We have those large glass panes, and the blinds are loose just enough so I can see down into the street, into Waiyaki Way, and at the entrance of the Barclays Bank, you know it, the one opposite Pavement and Gypsy's. My heart beats fast because there's six men here shooting into the air, loud and powerful gunshots, the sort of terror that silences the sound of the April rain hitting the roofs and rushing down the drainpipes, the sort of sound that freezes your eyes wide open and leaves your mouth gaping, dries your lips and pops your eyes out.

 The men are looking around, not in the frantic fashion of a scared posse, but just checking to make sure there's no one trying to be funny. I get the message, everyone in the street does. You can see the pile-up as the cars screech to a halt behind each other and the drivers get out and kiss the wet tarmac. There's no shame in taking care of oneself, like I said there's six of them and this city is called Nairobi. They are shooting, not at anyone, just into the air, into the rain and the public clears out of their way.

They have with them bags of cash. Are they called sacks? You know the ones with draw strings like the ones on my boyfriend's shorts. What a thing to think of at this time. My boyfriend's shorts! The mean are dragging the bags, you heard me they are heavy so they cannot be carried. I cannot believe what I am seeing; it is much like something from the movies, like a Dog Day Afternoon or something. The men are silent, calm, and even cold like it was all very well practiced and thought out.

It is four o'clock now. They are still spraying the air with bullets as they walk towards a green station wagon. The terror is still loud, very loud but there's no sound apart from the gunshots, even our rackety generator seems quiet now. The motorists are looking into the tarmac and looking up just to check that they are safe. Prostrate, one with the earth. Eyes wide shut, staring at Nairobi's grimey tarmac.

But I can see, I can still see the men. Very clean, none of those stereotypes you hear about in the news. They could have been regular bank customers, even wealthy ones. The sacks of money will not fit into the boot of the car, the car will not start. The driver calls for them to push him. They get out and push it, chug, chug it kicks up and starts off. They have left one sack behind. The car speeds off towards Mpaka road with a few parting shots, the way is clear. Still, the sack of money, we stare at it all of us. Like one of the men is going to jump out and shoot into the air.

 The motorists start to get up, brushing away the grime from their clothes, looking into the rain, into the swollen clouds, hands clasped together in prayer. Thankful, there's embraces all around, some are shaking with tears. The crowd moves in together, and then the silence breaks there's screams from inside the bank, there's screams from Gyspy's. And then a siren, a police car comes on to the scene, lights flashing. They pick up the bag and leave, they have not paid us much attention, and they are gone into the city. They have taken our sack of money.

There's people coming out of the Bank, carrying a man, a guard, his uniform bloody in the top half. There's people out of Gypsy's and they are carrying other bloodied people. The rain has stopped now, they are rushing the people into cars, into one of the armored cash carriers that was parked outside the bank. I can see the drivers and guards returning now, they had off to our side of the street. There's no heroes in this.

My robbery has made it into the news; I am typing fast, my fingers still white like that time he first hit me. On my phone, with its inbuilt radio they are asking for blood donations for the guard, thank God he is alive. The screen flickers, and there's music on the radio now, I want to go home now, and I want him to hold me.





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My God!!!!!
written by Sijui , May 18, 2007
Thanks for sharing!!!!! I am so glad for the info, I just read it in the news and I know my family frequents that Barclays Branch almost daily.....thanks, have to check up on them!
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daylight robbery
written by Nekessa , May 18, 2007
wow Violet! Fancy that, watching a robbery as it happens!

Does he still hit you?
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synoptics
written by emmo opoti , May 19, 2007
Violet, your report is much more detailed and very different from the account in the Nation, link here.. I am assuming that the discrepancies between your two accounts are due to perspective, or the fact that the Nation had a very poor writer do its work. Compare.
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Great Account
written by Mikology , May 19, 2007
Your Account of the robbery, the description of the sorrounding and what went on in your mind was Impressive. You painted for us a picture that made the newspaper account seem so Off colour and pedestrian.

All this lead to one question. EVER CONSIDERED BEING A WRITER. You most certainly have no lack of pen and paper and i sure would like to read more of your articles.

Keep it up.
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wow
written by donworry , May 19, 2007
Thanks for a great report Violet. One can actually feel the intense anguish of those poor motorists who "kissed the tarmac"

I much prefer boring any day to this. Did you ever here the ancient chinese curse that says....may you live in interesting times...
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Nice Description
written by Rwathia , May 19, 2007
Good one Violet...funny how you would think of the strings that tie your boyfriend's shorts while witnessing such an intense robbery.

It is interesting how the stereotypes are debunked immediately you see these gangsters up close and candid. Instead of an ogre or a monster they look like someone you would know. These fellows are not the unkempt type, they are educated, ruthless, smart, savvy and normal, just like any one of us...reminds me of a scene from that movie called Heat.
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wrong description
written by banker , May 20, 2007
The good Rwathia describes the gangsters as smart, savvy, ruthless and normal. I think that most normal people, perhaps with the exception of politicians are smart enough to know that crime doesn't pay
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written by aeichener , May 20, 2007
In Kenya, it does.

In Kenya, being honest is what does not pay.

Alexander
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written by a guest , May 20, 2007
As sad as Alex's statement is, it is soo true about Kenya.

Dishonesty pays big time in Kenya.
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written by That Kenyan Loser , May 22, 2007
In Kenya, it does.

In Kenya, being honest is what does not pay.

Alexander
As sad as Alex's statement is, it is soo true about Kenya.

Dishonesty pays big time in Kenya.

Alex's statement is wreckless and unfortunate. But, having read most of his cynical and demeaning comments on this forum, I'm not surprised.
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written by emmo opoti , May 22, 2007
Come now That Kenyan,
You must be the only Kenyan who does not think that Alex's statement is factual. It is neither cynical nor demeaning. A brief look through the front-bench of MPs, or a who is who of the business world would suffice to persuade you.
Kenyans really need to stop taking criticism so badly.
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Good writing
written by Vero69 , May 22, 2007
This is good writing. News reported that there was a shoot out between the thugs and the cops...Excellent writing though
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cynicism per exellence
written by banker , May 22, 2007
I think the Mr Opoti, the good gentleman must admit that cynical or not, the statement from Alex is an accurately sad lament on the current state of affairs. As banker I have to uphold important principles that our legislators have enacted on our behalf and for our protection.

Again as banker, I do know that some of the healthiest accounts belong to people who pay scant regard to these principles.
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Thinking of victims
written by aeichener , May 22, 2007
I agree with banker.

And I want to spend a moment in remembrance of the victims, rather than the perpetrators.

There were victims in the bank; as I understood, two administration police officers were shot and are in hospital know, and a further police offier trying to help his colleagues was killed. Whether they had any chance to defend themselves, or were just easy targets standing around (as our poor object guard APs usually are), we do not know.

There were victims outside too. As I have gathered from several media reports, innocent civilians were executed (not accidentally shot, but executed) by police after the attacks. Apparently, the over-excited and frantic boys and girls in blue just felt the compelling urge to kill somebody, anybody. That is bad. Kenyan law officers must not behave like US Iraq soldiers. Those killers ought to be brought to prosecution and trial.

Alexander
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Wow, Violet, that\'s a short-s
written by Anon , November 08, 2007
Violet, as others have observed, you're a gifted writer. It's in your blood, girl! Write, write, and write! Contact "The Nation" too, and show them your piece! I just discovered your site through "Afrigator," the aggregator of African blogs. I'm a Congolese (Kinshasa) and I used to live in Nairobi (on Kitisuru Road) and my hangout used to be The Gypsy's. And if you see the owner, the Indian guy, say hi to him for me. I was also good friend with the body-builders who're the bouncers... When we'd go out with my friends, before getting at The Gypsy's, we'd first stop by the side of Barclay's to smoke bhang :-)
To get back to your story, I usually tell people in the Congo that there's an unacknowledged civil war of sorts going in Kenya---what with the Mungikis, the carjacking of matatus & holdups of churches, endemic home invasions, and this robbery you just described so masterfully! These robbers were a commando; they planned out their coup; they carried it out with calm and some degree of professionalism (though I fault them for the shootout inside the bank and the stupid gateaway vehicle they brought---I almost admire this daring heist)... This is civil war by the have-nots! I also tell them Nairobi is more dangerous than Kinshasa. I couldn't dare walk back home late in Nairobi, whereas I could leisurely walk home in Kinshasa at 3 a.m.! Again, great text, girl! I bookmarked your site.
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