So What? PDF Print E-mail
Written by Sophie Mukwana   
Sunday, 25 March 2007

There's something about Africa that is achingly beautiful, and being back on the continent after an eight year hiatus, I feel keenly aware of this great paradox.

We here in Kenya have an uncanny curiosity for just about anything, from burning buildings, to dead animals and lately cars. We are very eager to be eyewitnesses and derive some great satisfaction from being able to say, "I was there".

Suitably informed, I wasn't terribly alarmed to see that both the nation's larger dailies boasted the picture of an MP arriving at opening of the ninth session of parliament in his Hummer. One reporter went on to note that a huge crowd had gathered to "view" said vehicle and that it was one of only five in the entire country. This having happened on a Thursday provided great chat fodder for the patrons who had the occasion to visit their favorite drinking dens over the weekend.

Having been in the US during the launch of this behemoth of a vehicle, I suppose I take it for granted that the editors would consider the manner in which an MP arrived at parliament front page news. After all, it was only recently that one of the papers ran a story about these island dwellers in some secluded part of the country that had never laid a single eye on motorized vehicles and were completely stunned to see one. Then I am reminded that this is an election year, long gone are the days when MPs would dole out bags of sugar and maize meal in an attempt to woo voters. They are now hiring PR firms and using Hollywood style tactics to get their names and faces everywhere. Consider for example the political aspirant who used a helicopter to distribute cold hard cash in the constituency he hoped to win a seat. Chatter about him is still fresh on our lips.

Does any of this work though? I think it does, if you consider that the sole purpose of all the publicity is just that, publicity because we will marvel ad infinitum about it. In view of this, I'm of the following conclusion:

We are a schizophrenic culture of sorts; we have the fantastic desire to ape all things Western while in the same breath vehemently denouncing our idols as being too decadent. Since we are yet to attain the magnitude of the glam and glitz that accompanies Hollywood, we do what we can with our local celebrities, particularly the politicians and elevate them to the status of demigods. We also might be of the impression that if we elect the independent and ridiculously wealthy (where the gap between the rich and poor in Kenya is astronomical) into office, then we stand some chance (even though there exists little evidence to support such position), they will reward us by sending some of that cash our way.

The question for me remains simple, so what? So what if he rolls around in a Rolls Royce or a government issued vehicle, or a helicopter or a taxi? So what if he wears Armani suits, or wool knit sweaters? What difference does it make to me that this or that parliamentarian has a considerable amount of disposable income and access to all kinds of toys and goodies? What is he doing for me?





Digg!Del.icio.us!Google!Facebook!Technorati!StumbleUpon!Newsvine!Yahoo!Ma.gnolia!Free social bookmarking plugins and extensions for Joomla! websites!
Trackback(0)
Comments (8)add
0
Yes, so what?
written by Nekessa , March 25, 2007
Beautifully written!! Unfortunately, from days of old, politicians have used this tactic to get to the electorate. How many times do Mps live their homes, and offices in Nairobi, to spend time in their constituencies. Hardly ever!! Some of them (eg. Shabaan of Mandera East) do not even have offices in their constituencies!! However, come election time, and they throw money at them!

Voter education is really key. Have Kenyans learnt their lessons? Or will they continue falling for this every election time. The players and the playing field are much the same as they have been. But is this an educated electorate? And what are we doing as individuals to make sure that those in remote areas are listened to by their legislators.
report abuse
vote down
vote up
Votes: +0
0
Chapeau!
written by aeichener , March 26, 2007
Excellent writing talent! I would rather see Sophie further wielding the pen (or hacking into the keyboard) than hovering behind a gas chromatograph. :-)

Alexander
report abuse
vote down
vote up
Votes: +0
0
and then there was Sophie
written by Tim Norwood , March 26, 2007
Wow! OK.
report abuse
vote down
vote up
Votes: +0
0
...
written by Timothy Wainaina , March 26, 2007
Is it only in Kenya? Even in America it is acknowledged that money talks. They openly say that the ability to raise campaign money influences how well your campaign does. If by the end of this year you have not raised $100 million then you are out of the race.

The public associate wealth with power, and a Hummer is the highest expression of both power ( it is a military vehicle) and wealth ( it is expensive, don't be fooled!)
report abuse
vote down
vote up
Votes: +0
0
splendid!
written by donworry , March 26, 2007
That is the best description of the love-hate relationship existing between politicians, the media and the rest of us poor humble souls.

The politician and media classes, being familiar with our obssesion with celebrities and the world of glamour, glitz and trivia feed us gossip and hype and then watch as we tear into one another using all our intellect to defend or denegrate a politician for his choice of dress, car, marriage partner....etc, etc

I long for the day when we will put our politicians in their rightful place. Consider that a toilet brush has its uses and there will always be one in your loo. How often does it come up in everyday conversations.
report abuse
vote down
vote up
Votes: +0
0
So do something.
written by emmo opoti , March 26, 2007
Now that we are agreed that this spending is vulgar, perhaps we can persuade the twerps to take a salary cut as the otherwise useless bishops suggested recently.

If public service salaries are capped at Ksh. 400,000 we can start to emphasise more on the service and less on the buffoonery. There's shades of the Emperor Bokassa and the ridiculous Mobutu in all of these goons.

The worst thing however is that Kenyans actually seem to like it. Raila's most ardent defenders are not his class, no his class thinks he looks the fool. Those defending him are the ones he is letting down the most.

Someone even had the cheek to suggest that we would all buy Hummers if we had the money. Too many Kenyans studying in the USA I think.
report abuse
vote down
vote up
Votes: +0
0
rabble rouser
written by kamau , March 27, 2007
I think the mistake we make is assuming that folks vote for rational and well thought out polices. What politicians know and the rest of us fail to understand is that politics is about faith and not rational thought, they play to and feed this instinct while the rest us stand there scratching our heads.

You ask so what? well the votes that's what.
report abuse
vote down
vote up
Votes: +0
0
On salary caps
written by Savco , April 09, 2007
Insead of salary caps, their salary should be pegged on private sector salaries, say 2/3 (or some other amount) of the average of the top 50(or some other number) private sector executives.

That should tie them back to economic realities, coz if the economy doesn't grow their salaries won't grow either. We need to establish a negative feedback between their pockets and the economy.
report abuse
vote down
vote up
Votes: +0
Write comment

security image
Write the displayed characters


busy
Last Updated ( Sunday, 22 June 2008 )
 
< Prev   Next >


Login/Register

Login/ Register

click to subscribe
feed image

Contact

This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it for content related questions and suggestions

This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it for republication enquiries

This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it to report faults or offensive comment.


Archives | About Us | KenyaImagine How To | Privacy Policy | ContactUs | Join KenyaImagine |  Advertise Here| Legal Disclaimer | Terms & Conditions | Directory
rss-2.png

 

Copyright 2009 KenyaImagine.com, the KenyaImagine logo and KenyaImagine.com are trademarks of  The Imagine Company